What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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