How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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