What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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DERP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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