- Anti Joke

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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