- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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