- Anti Joke

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Granny porn!

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

V I T A M I N C !

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic