- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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