Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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