What's better than a stick? A stone

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

13 =B you just learned something

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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