- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Women's rights.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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