"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Me

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Anti Joke

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