- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Guest what? Dog

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

sky silverstein

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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