What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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Lets Go Lakers!

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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