- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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