A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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