What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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DON"T READ THIS!

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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my penis

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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alex is cool

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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