Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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wommmoaooammaaa

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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