Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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star wars kid

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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Anti Joke

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