this is stupid .... yep

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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i committed murder

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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Anti Joke

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