What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

What's one plus one? two.

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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