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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Jake. Walsh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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