What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

LO AND BEHOLD!

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

George W. Bush

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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