how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Anti Jokes = Drained

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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