Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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XD Jackass.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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