- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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