What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Yo Mama just died.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Justin Bieber.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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