Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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