- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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