Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

an ethopian thanksgiving

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

JUST KIDDING^

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Womens rights

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

This is not funny.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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