- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Want to hear a joke? No.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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