- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Whats worse than suicide? death

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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