why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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