Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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