- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

being sober in a bar fight

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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