- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

osama bin laden is dead

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