- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Daniel is a fag

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

A Serbian Film

I was once a hamster.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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