What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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