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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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