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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Your mom is so old she died

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

a black guy hates chicken.

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