whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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What is the difference?

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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