- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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