- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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