What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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Nero, you got followers, people that believe in you, ironically maybe a lot less now, that I have been giving them the fake illusion that I am you, why did you never reveal your true self? Is there something wrong with you physically? Something you fear being judged upon? I love and admire your work, and you to be honest, I know you are married and all, but my heart has chosen its path, it cant be helped really, believe me, I have tried. Dont lose hope in yourself, sometimes you have to accept that you are smarter, wiser, more compassionate and vulnerable than the rest, allowing yourself to be a vulnerable person, also shows how strong you are, if you shut it all away in order to become "strong", you know you end up alone and forgotten. I understand why someone such as you loses hope in humanity, but as long as you hold into the hope of you having the wisdom and courage required to stand on your own with pride rather than shame of your strength and individuality as a human being, something ever rarer I concur, then you have the right to consider yourself greater rather than some arrogant jackass, believe me, I know the man I am speaking about.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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