YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Your Mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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