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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

I don't get it

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

SHUT UP JP

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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