- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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