- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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