a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Knock Knock The doors already open

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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