How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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