- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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