- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Knock Knock. Doors open

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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