What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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