- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

pauls tuck

hear hear

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

noah is a scrub jungle

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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